splend-42:

zooophagous:

Hey did you know there’s a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?

The good news is however that it’s already published and can’t be stifled and whoever didn’t sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.

She’s not allowed to promote it?

Well then, I guess we’ll have to do it for her.

gotylocks:

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

pixelartjourney:

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Just make it exist first, you can make it good later

phantomrose96:

YOU 🫵 can amass a friend group of childless people in their 30s as long as you pull from these 3 demographics

  • Queer freaks from the internet
  • Highly-educated weird women
  • Gamer men who became adjusted and compassionate in their 20s but still are not comfortable recognizing this in themselves so they’re putting off dating in order to play the horse girl gacha game

mmleepmlorp:

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

itsnickha:

juney-blues:

heartbreaking:

girl has sooooooo many ambitions and ideas for projects but can only get 1.5 basic tasks done per day

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softwaring:

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alivehouse:

custody of a fictional character should get transferred to you once you spend more hours thinking about them than their creator ever did

lordeboy:

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softwaring:

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by tucker